It’s a beautiful Saturday morning. The sun is shining. The birds are singing their springtime song. The air is crisp and fresh… you’ve been looking forward to this all week. The kids are at soccer practice. You have the whole house to yourself. You went to open up your safe to look at that family photo of grandma and grandpop you cherish so much. You confidently punch in the code and suddenly your eyes widen.
It doesn’t work. The safe won’t open. You try a dozen other combinations, but none of them work, so the system locks you out. And now you’re sitting on your bathroom floor, sobbing, typing ‘how to open digital safe with magnet’ on YouTube and getting confusing results. Well put those tissues away because, at Safes NYC, we’re here to help!
But Can’t I Do It Myself
You did find over 34,300,000 on google in under sixty seconds, and there’s a three-minute YouTube video right there at the top! How hard could it possibly be? Well, before you start that video up, see if you can answer these questions:
Do You Have The Right Magnet?
If you look back at the YouTube video’s thumbnail, you’ll see around, heavy silver magnet. Because in this circumstance, your fridge magnet souvenir from your last trip to Disneyland won’t do because it’s not strong enough. This is why videos with titles like ‘how to open digital safe with magnet’ can be very misleading. To comes close to open digital safe with magnet, you’ll need a rare XXL Earth magnet which (even if you can get your hands on it) costs thousands of dollars! And that kind of cost compared to our very reasonable prices is just ridiculous.
Are You Ready To Risk Electrocution Over This?
Digital safes can be very dangerous if you don’t have the training to deal with an open safe problem. They’re highly powered machines with circuit boards and hundreds of watts of electricity running through them, and adding a magnet to that could lead to trouble. If you were paying attention in science class, you know that electricity is incredibly conductive, and it can do quite a bit of harm to the human body.
Do you want to spend the rest of your Saturday sitting at the ER, trying to explain to a disinterested nurse that you were attempting to open digital safe with magnet and that you didn’t mean to get yourself electrocuted? And we haven’t even talked about the bill you’ll get in the mail. Everything is expensive in New York, especially healthcare.
Do You Want To End Up On A CIA Watchlist?
The CIA claims not to follow civilian activity but typing the words ‘open digital safe with magnet’ into google can get you flagged faster than you’d imagine. And now, on top of not being able to see grandma and grandpop, you’ll have the unblinking eyes of the government watching you, tracking your every purchase, follow your every step. Is that worth it? Wouldn’t it be easier to call a professional so you can laugh about the time you tried to open digital safe with magnet with your colleagues at work and not with our fellow inmates at Guantanamo Bay? If the answer is yes, then don’t hesitate, call us right now!
Ready To Buy A Whole New Safe?
Digital safes are pretty delicate and complex, which is manufacturers’ advice that you do not try to deal with an open safe problem yourself. Magnets can significantly harm electronics which is the warning that you’ll find curiously missing from every ‘how to open digital safe with magnet’ instructional video. If you go through with it, you’ll find yourself quickly switching from typing ‘how to open digital safe with magnet’ to ‘open safe replacement’ because now the digital path has gone dark, and you can’t get it to start up again. So, you can stay on the floor sobbing, or you can call us, and our experts can quickly perform an open safe replacement in no time!
Can I Afford It?
Sure you can! At Safes NYC, we don’t believe in charging exorbitant prices for simple jobs. We know that safe issues can be stressful, so we pride ourselves on providing the very best service for the most reasonable prices!
Alright, I’m Sold – How Can I Reach You?
Just follow these simple steps!
- Step 1: look us up on google and call us using the number on our website!
- Step 2: set up an appointment at your earliest convenience
- Step 3: breathe and get a box of tissues. We’re on our way!